Veronica's Tubular and Illegal (Fourth) Blog

March 14, 2018

'Sup, broskis.

AGENDA

Blog - Corrections

SLC Forms

HW: RJ 10.3/10.4

15 to 30 pages

SLCs complete for Friday!

First off, the walkout was awesome. When they started locking doors, I must admit, I was finna give up. I was so tempted to give in. But Ayden, Karla, Soshanananananana, Higbie Squared, ya'll helped. Ya gave me courage. Karla, Emmette, beautiful Abril, you three got me hyped as we stood on that flagpole. Jeez Louise, the adrenaline was really great.

Okay, now to the class.

We're gonna get our essays back and I'm excited to get an A! It was so awesome. If I don't get an A, I will burn- Speak of the Devil! Bruno just gave me my essay, let's see what my grade is.

91/100??? ARE YOU SERIOUS??

WHY?

WHAT? BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE FORMAL LANGUAGE AND POV???? BLASPHEMY!

MY LANGUAGE IS HELLA FORMAL! I'M, LIKE, THE QUEEN OF FORMAL LANGUAGE.

Oh, hey, Karla. She just said "what's up, fam" when delivering a paper.

Where was I... Oh, right! HOW DID I GET A FREAKING 91 ON MY BEAUTIFUL, MASTERPIECE OF AN ESSAY?? I WILL BE SPEAKING TO MY LAWYER ON THIS VERY UNFAIR GRADE! MY ALLEGED ABSENCE OF FORMAL LANGUAGE IS COMPLETE COW CRUD!

Ugh, I need to take a deep breath. What grade did Ayden get? A 90? I feel a little bit better. WILLA GOT A 95?!!??! Karla got a 91 too, I'm glad my lover has the same grade as I do. Apparently, she's Ayden's as well. That will not stand. I am the one true Lover of Karlos. Oh, Emmette too. Oops.

It's not a competition, Veronica... Remember your training...

I should work on my reflection. I'm so famous, so many people want me to mention them!

Ayden took a photo of his shoe. #Hipsters #Sushi #Records #ArtGardeningTool

Maddie is towering over me. It would be great if I wasn't so scared of her stabbing me. Just kidding. That's only when she's God.

Ben threatened me. There? Happy? I mentioned you, you fool! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Ms. Nakada is telling us to listen. "Listen, listen, listen, listen."

We can take it home and re do it!! Hurrah! Jesus is real and I am now a devout Catholic like my abuela has always wanted me to be.

FUN FACT: My abuela once tried to "wash me free of sin" in a bath because I said a bad word in Spanish to my cousin Sarah.

FUN FACT: One time when I was seven I called my cousin Sarah a 'puta' after hearing it on a telanovela.

Maddie is answering the question of the week. She thinks being an ally is "helping those in need". She doodled a heart, we love a kind hearted queen!

Speaking of queens... Writing the blog is much more tiring than I previously thought. I haven't written in oh, so long. Thanks Shoshananana.

FUN FACT: I have now forgotten how to spell Shoshananana's actual name due to my over usage of the nickname Shoshananana.

Chelsea and I waved. That was funny. Haha.

Abril looks very focused. I was going to write [say word you were going to write] but I don't know how to spell it. I'm a dimwit, I know. *Single tear emoji*

THINGS I HEARD IN CLASS JUST NOW

"YEAH! GOT HEEEEEM."
"I don't know."
"That's what I thought."

Apparently, my essay is informal, because I allegedly broke the fourth wall in my essay! What sort of tomfoolery is Ms. Nakada doing in her free time that leads her to believe that my essay broke the fourth wall?

I suppose you could say a certain piece of my alleged essay, which I only allegedly wrote, is kind of informal.

"The Hate U Give and TKAM show so many similarities, it's almost as if they were created just so I can compare them in this essay."

Huh, I suppose that alleged quote is kind of informal.

Ben's dead cats are super cute. He married the thicc one. She died though. Rest in pieces of peace, Mimsy and Stripey. Ben is performing cruel and unusual punishment and is forcing me to talk about his beautiful, god-like dead cats. Except they're not god-like because they're dead and gods are immortal.

He keeps showing them off. I won't call it annoying, it's kind of sweet, but you didn't hear that from me.

Ben is yelling at me like he's my nagging abuela. HE JUST MADE FUN OF MY ESSAY! MY INSECURITY HAS BEEN THREATENED!

NOW GREG IS HERE, ABRIL IS BEING A THREE YEAR OLD AND YELLING IN MY FACE, BRIDGET IS HERE, SHOSHANANA IS ALSO HERE, CHANTING MY NAME, AND CRUD NUGGETS!!!

Okay, they're gone. Thank you, Jesus.

Fish sticks, I'm having phantom feelings of Bridget's head on my shoulder, Abril yelling in my face, and Karla abusing my chair space.

Bruno would be an agonizing good parent, according to Ayden. Ayden's naming his child after DAsh from a movie. Ew. I'm naming my daughter Rose. Or maybe Madrid.

Have some photos of your beautiful students.