Thor's Rant on Argentina (3rd Blog)
(I'm betting Argentina's economy that Bruno's gonna screw with the blog)
Hey, kids.
Class begins with Nakada talking about old dead people writing stuff. Okay??
Here's your agenda for those who won't bother copying it down in class. Made it extra obvious for you, because I'm apparently a Good Samaritan according to Ben (the one with the N in their last name).
BLOG - Corrections RJ✓ Reader's -Writer's WorkshopContinue Sonnets
HW RJ 9.215-30 pages inyour book
So, we're talking about sonnets. There's one about Facebook, if that suits you? Nakada's reading a few, but I can't recall what they were about. I remember that one time me, Ben (that one), and Emmette made one about cats. It goes a little something like this:
Zelda is Ben's cat, she is a ninja
Tiny formerly looked like a large cat
When Zelda is scared, she does the spinja
Hey guys, quick shout-out to Linda, Thor's cat
Willa has a fat cat, she is so bad
Her name is Marilyn, she is big trash
When she says Marilyn is good, I'm mad
Marilyn is a cat I want to bash
Reading journals are being checked right now. Bruno is looking at me write. Please stop. Do you want to write something? Okay, here you go, you burnt croissant...
Hey, kids; Thor says I stole his greeting, but it was completely my idea. Also, "NO U." JUST BECAUSE I GOT EMMA TO CURL MY EYELASHES DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY (although, I am part of the "gayng." Thanks, Karla). Still, though, I have very pretty eyelashes. Don't you think so? No? Okay. Well, let's get to it; please enjoy our very cultural rant on Argentina.
(Nakada's talking about different formats of speech and debate, but I'm gonna pretend to ignore it just so I have an excuse to write)
Ayden drew a PPGANG symbol on my journal. ?????????
It's honestly kind of sad that my home state, Sao Paulo, has an economy that's twice as large as Argentina's, even though we have less people living in it. HOW? Well, because Argentina sucks, of course! Remember the 2014 World Cup semifinals that we lost? Yeah, you do. We lost 7-1 to Germany because Neymar (he came from my hometown, the more you know) probably got sick and he didn't want to play. Neymar's our only decent player (lol jk we're all great at soccer haha stereotypes), so without him, we're basically screwed. FIFA speculators thought it was going to be a close match, because, well, we're Brazil. But, no. We lost. 7-1. I think Pepe scored a goal or something near the end of the second half, but IDK, that was almost 4 years ago. But that didn't matter. We lost. What does this have to do with Argentina? Well, they keep shoving it down our throats all the time, even though, well, it was FOUR YEARS AGO?? Even Maradona got involved. DIEGO MARADONA!!!! And yeah, we have so many Messi jokes, it's not even funny.
Yet, it's not just in sports (by the way, they also lost to Germany in the same World Cup it's pretty funny). ARGENTINA IS THE IDIOMATIC AAND CULTURAL JOKE OF LATIN AMERICA (this is Bruno now, by the way). Their economy is bad, their people are rude, and their food is third-rate, as well.
They also stole most of their food ideas from Chile. If you didn't know, Chile isn't just a punchline to that "chile con carne" joke, it's also a country. It's basically just Argentina, but with one major difference: IT'S BETTER. And they liked the U.K. And they're actually good at war (RIP Bolivia). And they're not, like, 99% Italian. And their capital looks cool. And...
Well, seems like Chile isn't so similar to Argentina now. Oh yeah, and they look like a giant snake. Something about a border dispute with Argentina where they're arguing if the border should be set from the highest peaks or from which way the water runs. I support Chile, because, well, you know.
Ben says, "My favorite memories is climbing the wall at CIMI. I was insisting that I sucked at rock climbing, but Mrs. Thyer made me go on it..."
Bell rang. Screw the bell, it's just some sound used to control us. Not even a real bell, for crying out loud!
It's just Thor in the room. Jesus, I hate him.
Here's your agenda for those who won't bother copying it down in class. Made it extra obvious for you, because I'm apparently a Good Samaritan according to Ben (the one with the N in their last name).
BLOG - Corrections RJ✓ Reader's -Writer's WorkshopContinue Sonnets
HW RJ 9.215-30 pages inyour book
So, we're talking about sonnets. There's one about Facebook, if that suits you? Nakada's reading a few, but I can't recall what they were about. I remember that one time me, Ben (that one), and Emmette made one about cats. It goes a little something like this:
Zelda is Ben's cat, she is a ninja
Tiny formerly looked like a large cat
When Zelda is scared, she does the spinja
Hey guys, quick shout-out to Linda, Thor's cat
Willa has a fat cat, she is so bad
Her name is Marilyn, she is big trash
When she says Marilyn is good, I'm mad
Marilyn is a cat I want to bash
Reading journals are being checked right now. Bruno is looking at me write. Please stop. Do you want to write something? Okay, here you go, you burnt croissant...
Hey, kids; Thor says I stole his greeting, but it was completely my idea. Also, "NO U." JUST BECAUSE I GOT EMMA TO CURL MY EYELASHES DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY (although, I am part of the "gayng." Thanks, Karla). Still, though, I have very pretty eyelashes. Don't you think so? No? Okay. Well, let's get to it; please enjoy our very cultural rant on Argentina.
(Nakada's talking about different formats of speech and debate, but I'm gonna pretend to ignore it just so I have an excuse to write)
Ayden drew a PPGANG symbol on my journal. ?????????
It's honestly kind of sad that my home state, Sao Paulo, has an economy that's twice as large as Argentina's, even though we have less people living in it. HOW? Well, because Argentina sucks, of course! Remember the 2014 World Cup semifinals that we lost? Yeah, you do. We lost 7-1 to Germany because Neymar (he came from my hometown, the more you know) probably got sick and he didn't want to play. Neymar's our only decent player (lol jk we're all great at soccer haha stereotypes), so without him, we're basically screwed. FIFA speculators thought it was going to be a close match, because, well, we're Brazil. But, no. We lost. 7-1. I think Pepe scored a goal or something near the end of the second half, but IDK, that was almost 4 years ago. But that didn't matter. We lost. What does this have to do with Argentina? Well, they keep shoving it down our throats all the time, even though, well, it was FOUR YEARS AGO?? Even Maradona got involved. DIEGO MARADONA!!!! And yeah, we have so many Messi jokes, it's not even funny.
Yet, it's not just in sports (by the way, they also lost to Germany in the same World Cup it's pretty funny). ARGENTINA IS THE IDIOMATIC AAND CULTURAL JOKE OF LATIN AMERICA (this is Bruno now, by the way). Their economy is bad, their people are rude, and their food is third-rate, as well.
They also stole most of their food ideas from Chile. If you didn't know, Chile isn't just a punchline to that "chile con carne" joke, it's also a country. It's basically just Argentina, but with one major difference: IT'S BETTER. And they liked the U.K. And they're actually good at war (RIP Bolivia). And they're not, like, 99% Italian. And their capital looks cool. And...
Well, seems like Chile isn't so similar to Argentina now. Oh yeah, and they look like a giant snake. Something about a border dispute with Argentina where they're arguing if the border should be set from the highest peaks or from which way the water runs. I support Chile, because, well, you know.
Ben says, "My favorite memories is climbing the wall at CIMI. I was insisting that I sucked at rock climbing, but Mrs. Thyer made me go on it..."
Bell rang. Screw the bell, it's just some sound used to control us. Not even a real bell, for crying out loud!
It's just Thor in the room. Jesus, I hate him.
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