Maddie's Ultimate Third Blog (JK)
HELLO!!! Maddie here! This is my first blog that is not written on a Monday. So, let's put up the agenda that nobody reads on their blogs.
Agenda
Blog Corrections
D.C. Blogs
Reader's Workshop
Book Bracket
HW: RJ 11.3 15-30 pages
Ayden isn't here so it did not get the special greeting: "Welcome to the dogg house." Is that how you're supposed to spell it? I don't care.
We start the period off by correcting Bridget's blog and deciphering whether or not we have read all the D.C. blogs. We are up to date! Ms. Nakada is yelling at Bridget to stop chewing on plastic. Bridget's solution is to chew on her sweatshirt. Great.
We then move into the BOOK BRACKET. Veronica exclaims that the Polar Express is a great book...even though she only saw the movie. Ms. Nakada gets up and grabs the book! HOW DOES SHE HAVE IT AT THE PERFECT TIME TO DESTROY VERONICA"S CLAIM!?!?! MS. NAKADA HAS MAGICAL POWERS!!! Excuse my yelling. Veronica complains, but then soon turns into a russian hacker that is going to make the Polar Express win. What a plot twist.
Bridget is talking about emotional abuse? Hmm.
Anthony is hitting the table and yelling about how someone will meet Santa. Spoiler Alert: SANTA ISN'T REAL. He is a made up fairytale man thing that stalks children in their sleep and gives the presents. What if there is a Bob in there? Is Santa a terrorist? He steals people's food and abuses reindeer! I therefore believe that Santa a terrible, made up, awful person and he does not deserve his Christmas tall tale.
Bridget is talking about emotional abuse? Hmm.
Anthony is hitting the table and yelling about how someone will meet Santa. Spoiler Alert: SANTA ISN'T REAL. He is a made up fairytale man thing that stalks children in their sleep and gives the presents. What if there is a Bob in there? Is Santa a terrorist? He steals people's food and abuses reindeer! I therefore believe that Santa a terrible, made up, awful person and he does not deserve his Christmas tall tale.
While ranting on about how awful Santa is, people are arguing about what books to put through to the next round. Harli came up to me and said that she finished. How is she done already? Harli, you must have pretty good judgement skills. Ms. Nakada anounced that we are going to read more D.C blogs. I'm not going to put every detail in because you can go read them yourself, and a lot of them are redundant. Bridget hates Ms. Nakada. Ms. Nakada has been stabbed in the back.
People are conversing about what is better: Harry Potter or Simon vs. The Homosapiens?
I have no opinion.
Things I am noticing during the D.C. Blogs:
▷ We found out why people like Bob the Bus Driver.
▷ Hannah is playing with a pencil.
▷ Kamyjah is a gun enthusist ( according to Ms. Nakada).
▷ Bridget is focused on the gossip in Washington.
▷ Ms. Nakada is catching everyone on their phones.
▷Ms. Nakada turns her phone onto the do not disturb setting during her marathon.
▷ Kamyjah's favorite word is "like."
▷ Bruno wrote a really long blog. Nobody wants to read it. Sorry Bruno.
▷ We are reading Bruno's ghost stories from Washington. Highly detailed.
▷ Jalen's blog is missing.
▷ Found it.
▷Bob stole Chad's thunder.
▷Something about Kardashians.
Oh. I forgot to mention that Ms. Nakada closed the Question of the Week. I wonder why?
We are currently transitioning to Reader's Workshop. I'm sad. :( Nobody wants me to write about them. Boo hoo for me. The bell just rang and everyone is gone. Except Veronica, Emmette, and Chesea.
Grace and Karrah walked in . Grace got her daughter back (Barbara B. Banana IV Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. ). This is such a short blog compared to my others.
Bye losers! See you in your nightmares!
▷ Jalen's blog is missing.
▷ Found it.
▷Bob stole Chad's thunder.
▷Something about Kardashians.
Oh. I forgot to mention that Ms. Nakada closed the Question of the Week. I wonder why?
We are currently transitioning to Reader's Workshop. I'm sad. :( Nobody wants me to write about them. Boo hoo for me. The bell just rang and everyone is gone. Except Veronica, Emmette, and Chesea.
Grace and Karrah walked in . Grace got her daughter back (Barbara B. Banana IV Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. ). This is such a short blog compared to my others.
Bye losers! See you in your nightmares!
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