The Last First First First Second Blog (Thor's 2nd Blog)

Hi.

My name is Thor.

But you already knew that.

And this is the last properly written sentence you will see for a while.

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hihihihihihihihihihihihihi rite ajenda nao or ur fiyerd 

BLOHG - Curektshuns
Pep Tok
Brek Skedchule
HW | NANO 55% BAI FRYDAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clas opend up our pakets n we luked at da pep tok. wow, are realy long but 
loking at nakada's habets is nurmel cuz wee red a lots of long stufs in clas. manee metefors n analugees 4 luk at. u got mov forwerd or u di (rip mingus IDK-IDK) lik shurk.is also lik wal, u got find purfict werd 4 da sintens n da peragref. u also got 4 kep writ lik sherk, or u di lik sherk.aftr kadjiwfiwjvnfollion mins, we dun da pep tok. we tok boot zak, rip zak he ded en ERMA heriken rip. eviry1 go 4 rite so me 2 i rite me crappee novel r manee bad wow wow wow. nakada seeng bon jovee song  den every1 seeng bon jovee song 2 beecuz dey want 4 luk kul. aydin sing eddy grent song n if u dunt no, eddy grent is form GOYANA n eddy grent r only ting GOYANA no 4. if u dunt no GOYANA, GOYANA is contree in soth murica r neckst 4 brazel (2014 nevar 4get), venezweyla (comunests), n surenam (dutschees) is manee jungel n dey speek nglesh n watevr dey speek n endeeya so GOYANA r menee gud go chek owt GOYANA becuz r gud n GOYANA onlee git 3000 peepz pur yeer so go halp ur frend n go chek owt GOYANA. clas go 4 rit novul agen so i rit blog cuz am bor halp. ayden sez he put peepel git lay in hez buk n he gun mes wit sum guy buk wowowowowowowowowowow menee enturest. menee bor, aydin lisen 4 hentai moosek wyul mek novul n nakada r pis. konlen brupd n wuz smelee. wuz bor so luk at frunt peyj of BANANAWHYTHO n nakada kwot sho up. we get nakada n eftr multepel trais we git skreenshoht uf kwot, menee heppee. is 7 min lift so am rit a lil bet moar k?

bai da wei her is kwot, menee kul is menee troo exsep 4 da lev rum pert cuz i tink of et sendwich n no rit buk


bel rung n i go nao

kbai


best enemee r MOTU PATLU ferm endeeya if u no lik di

kbai

Comments

  1. UnknownNovember 16, 2017 at 4:32 PM

    I can't read this because it's highlight color. It's bad on the white page thingy

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  2. UnknownNovember 16, 2017 at 10:02 PM

    FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT RYAN'S BLOG, THIS IS A TRUE LITERARY MASTERPIECE! IT EXCEEDS HAMLET, MACBETH, AND ALL OF SHAKESPEARE'S WRITINGS. IN FACT, THE BARD IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS. SHAKESPEARE WHO? LEO TOLSTOY, MARK TWAIN, EVEN CHARLES DICKENS IS QUAKING. GEORGE ORWELL, VICTOR HUGO, JANE AUSTEN; THEY'RE ALL ROLLING IN THIER GRAVES.

    Even God, the author of the Ten Commandments, has NOTHING on this blog.

    ReplyDelete
  3. UnknownNovember 16, 2017 at 10:02 PM

    this is like the Voynich Manuscript

    ReplyDelete
  4. UnknownNovember 16, 2017 at 10:07 PM

    Gosh darn, now I want to uncover a hidden message or decipher the possible code... Are you secretly trying to take down the capitalist system we live in with hidden messages only the truly Enlightened can uncover? Perhaps you're trying to communicate with extraterrestrials, and you're using the language only the know... Maybe it's a human algorithm, like some ancient text we have yet to rediscover...

    Or maybe, and most likely, you just thought it would be funny to write in gibberish for the class blog...

    I'm going with the Enlightenment theory, it sounds the coolest. Super strong V for Vendetta and 1984 vibes, very antiestablishment...

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousNovember 27, 2017 at 5:28 PM

    em honrd 4 hev fresta no kurektd blog

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